Great Britian is a highly self proud country’s who’s ruled Sea’s, country’s and Continents! her word has and people have stretched to the farthermost corners of the globe and have returned victorious but how are he people viewed?
Expedia took a survey asking which European country had the best garmented tourist, Germany and France came first due to their stylish traits from channel and Gucci whilst England took last place status and was crowned the deed of the “world’s worst dressed tourist nation” which we think is absurd and will not be taken lying down.
Being a Briton myself i feel wronged by the title personally but then i take into consideration some of the clothes iv’e seen and it makes sense why we’ve been slapped with the title.
A total sin which the people of Briton love is the disgraceful combo of sandal and socks! yes the thought of the unworthy match also sends shivers down my spine.
We complain the conditions at home is always miserable as its rarely cheery, everlastingly raining and cold but when we finally get to go abroad on sun Antigua holidaysor Dominican Republic holidays we mostly avoid the hot sun by caking ourselves in layers of sun cream which make us appear pink and blotchy like we have skin problems, or we do the total opposite and apply no cream at all and fry like a sausage until we’re lobster red, tight skinned and in complete agony! Oh there’s no better way to compliment our prized attire.
Our Behaviour is ludicrous when we visit foreign countries, we spend our evenings boozing and running blood-red faced around local towns and cities in complete and let out riot before passing out drunk in the hotel room, waking up at mid day looking like death and head directly back out again for breakfast feeling as rough as toast, isn’t it appealing how class and culture just excludes from us aye, i hope your gallant to to British!
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